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You-Pay-I-Say is a great way to....

communicate the stuff you've always wanted to say, but have never had the balls to say it:

"Hey, Honey, it's me, Don, your husband. I know I can be a jerk, sometimes, especially when the boys come over. I start showing off for them, asking you to bring me a beer and stuff. Truth is, I don't really enjoy the taste of beer. In fact, between you and me, I don't even know the rules of football. But I'm too insecure to risk losing my friends by telling them that I'd really rather be in the kitchen with you, watching Oprah and sharing a 90-calorie Atkins Diet Caramel Fudge Bar. Anyway, I was too chickenshit to say this myself, so I had this kid say it for me."

confront intimidating people without any direct confrontation:

"Hey, Mr. Gorbenstein. I just want you to know that I quit today. You're a dickhole, and you treat me like poo. Also, I took with me all of the remaining raspberry candies from the front desk, in case you hadn't noticed. And I'm starting my own practice. Next door. Tomorrow. And Therese is coming to work for me. As well as Jim, Francisco, and Catherine. And also Mrs. Gorbenstein. So, I guess that pretty much leaves you with a desk and an empty water cooler. Oh, which reminds me--sorry, I never got around to ordering more of those water juggy refill things. My bad. "

pretend you have a real friend:

"Hey, [Your Name Here]! We should be friends! I like you. Will you go on a date with me? Or, we could just hang out. Either way. I don't think it's lame that you like Silent Sustained Reading more than recess."

e-mail me to create your You-Pay-I-Say video.

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You-Pay-I-Say an internet experiment in pure video-whoring You-Pay-I-Say is a great way to.... communicate the stuff you've always wanted to say, but have never had the balls to say it: "Hey, Honey, it's me, Don, your husband. I know I can be a jerk, sometimes, especially when the boys come over. I start showing off for them, asking you to bring me a beer and stuff. Truth is, I don't really enjoy the taste of beer. In fact, between you and me, I don't even know the rules of football. But I'm too insecure to risk losing my friends by telling them that I'd really rather be in the kitchen with you, watching Oprah and sharing a 90-calorie Atkins Diet Caramel Fudge Bar. Anyway, I was too chickenshit to say this myself, so I had this kid say it for me." confront intimidating people without any direct confrontation: "Hey, Mr. Gorbenstein. I just want you to know that I quit today. You're a dickhole, and you treat me like poo. Also, I took with me all of the remaining raspberry candies from the front desk, in case you hadn't noticed. And I'm starting my own practice. Next door. Tomorrow. And Therese is coming to work for me. As well as Jim, Francisco, and Catherine. And also Mrs. Gorbenstein. So, I guess that pretty much leaves you with a desk and an empty water cooler. Oh, which reminds me--sorry, I never got around to ordering more of those water juggy refill things. My bad. " pretend you have a real friend: "Hey, [Your Name Here]! We should be friends! I like you. Will you go on a date with me? Or, we could just hang out. Either way. I don't think it's lame that you like Silent Sustained Reading more than recess." e-mail me to create your You-Pay-I-Say video. NOTE: this is for entertainment purposes only. i make no promises about actually agreeing with whatever you pay me to say. i also am not responsible for any lost jobs, lawsuits, crimes, arrests, minor aches and pains, severe burns or rashes, ruined friendships, ruined households, ruined lives or other temporary or permanent damage incurred as a result of what i say on abitofnonsense.com. have fun! would you like to read a bit about aBitofNonsense in a new window?